Behind the scenes for Ryan’s world tour.
dat ass.
the “don’t come in her” tag is perf.
sigh.
Volvo the pimp, by Claire and Jenna.
i pressed something on my keyboard and it magically transported me to the klaine tag. jfc.
Is there a ship name for this yet?
My friend Britt Tanner is holding a “Seven Deadly Sinns” partie tonight. Britt thinks she’s a smartie for thinking up that theme, but I just hope it doesn’t suck. With a bit of luck she’ll have remembered to buy food. At her last get-together, the only snacks she bought were PEZ - berry flavour, and cherry flavour. Blesse her, she’s very forgetful.
My best friend Santina can’t kum because she has to babysit her Uncle Bartie’s fierce little tike. Fuck. She was meant to drive me there, I’ll have to ride my bike instead. Hopefully the night will be over quick.
I have a lab report to write. I shall try wearing mine too, and let you know how it goes.
We should start a study club where we all sit around wearing party glasses. Success is guaranteed.
Industrial Shredder of the Day: This machine kills fascists, and pretty much anything else you got.
[boingboing.]
every time i see this i just scr3eam
jesus christ that could eat you
IT ATE THE TAMPONS AND THE SHOES JESUS CHRISTS NOW ITS MAKING A FUCKING SALAD WITH A WHOLE MELON
THE CHAIR THOUGH???????????????HOLY FUCK
holy balls man it turned that army blanket into some sort of eldritch abomination
I love the sound it makes when it destroys things….
Fun fact - this company also makes a shredder that can shred an entire Volkswagon Beetle.
Source: thedailywhat
the “snooki party glasses” that i bought for $5 probably aren’t helping me to write this essay, but who knows?
tumblr user kiipples scares me a little but i really like that fic about tasmania.
sigh. i embarrass myself.
if i ever finish this essay i’ll go back to making terrifying glee manips.
warning: contains keel.
warning: my voice.
